Monday, April 14, 2008

This is how it works!

Some might say this is too good to be true.... and I'd agree 110%! But- it IS true, and I'll show you how step by step.

First - YOU get to go shopping! Yes- go shopping and buy some jeans that you absolutely love, or will at least tide you over until you can slip into your favorite pair again. Now BUY THEM!

Second - INSURE your jeans through me. To insure a pair of jeans is only 30% of the cost of your jeans. Heck, you want to buy 12 and insure 12, then I'll even insure you for all 12.... (and I'll give discounts to my best customers:)) So, if you buy a pair of jeans for $50, then all you have to pay is $15 to insure.

Third - Lose weight! This way you can get a FREE pair of jeans, when your old ones are too big! If you still think you need to lose more weight- we will do it all over again! You will go shopping, buy a new pair and insure them- and the circle continues, and you DON'T break the bank! How does that sound??

How does the insurance work you ask?

Easy! So, you have now purchased your 1st pair of jeans you would like insured. You send me 30% of the cost of your jeans along with the receipt for your jeans (after you know you like them enough not to return them) and letting me know what size you purchased. Now go workout and eat right for a little bit, and before you know it you will be needing a smaller size. Here is where the insurance kicks in.... you will send me your old jeans that no longer fit..... and I will then send you a check (or paypal) for whatever the amount your original jeans came to. So, if your receipt that you sent me was for 50 dollars- then I'll send you 50 dollars. If it was for 250 dollars, I'll send you 250 dollars. Then, you go out and buy a new pair and if you want to insure that pair, it all starts over again. Either way- you lose, but YOU WIN!!!

We also have a NEW option where you do not have to send me your old jeans! Check it out.

Paypal payments are accepted with all major credit cards or a bank account and you are more then welcome to scan your receipt to my e-mail address, or you can take a digital picture of it and send it to me through e-mail as well, as long as I can see it clearly!

Also, at the end of every month, one lucky person will get their insurance money back, and their jeans will still be insured.

Insurance is good for one year per pair of jeans! (So, you have a whole year to go down one size - YOU CAN TOTALLY DO IT!)

Insurance money cannot be refunded for any reason, unless you are the lucky winner at the end of the month. The more you insure the less you have to pay.

So, who is ready to start losing for free jeans?! Eventually I'll be insuring anything pants, skirts, dresses... the possibilities are endless! I'm starting with jeans, so let's get to losin'!:)

Bertie Ranger


Angie said...

What a great idea! I don't tend to fluctuate that much... but know a lot of people that could use this! Good luck!

Bertie said...

Thanks Angie! Send them this way:)

Anonymous said...

Wait what? This must be a trick. . . .I'm not fooled by Eye of the Tiger.

Unknown said...

This is a really good ideal!!! Just wondering what do you do with the ones you buy back????

Bertie said...

As of right now I'm hanging onto the jeans to possibly start up a store where if you buy jeans from my store then they are automatically insured and you don't have to pay the "insurance". If this doesn't seem to pan out, then I would sell the jeans for you and then donate the money to a specific charity of your choice, from my approved selected charities!:)

Coleen said...

Wow, I'll definately give this some thought. Does it apply to Canadians? I am doing a weight loss TV show so I have no excuse not to loose the weight. . This would be a good idea for me, ensuring I will come out with jeans that fit!

Jenn said...

Brrrrilliant! I'd try to connect with some kind of weight loss show and offer to insure the participants for free in exchange for some advertising. You've probably alright thought of that but I thought I'd throw it out there just in case :)

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