Thursday, April 17, 2008

Another option NOW available!

So, we now know you can insure your jeans... however, there is a new option, where you don't have to send me back your old pair, and I'll still pay you for them!

If you would like to opt for this option, then we will have to have inches and pictures on file, like Body for Life. This way, you can hold onto your old jeans "just in case."

Same insurance method applies, 30% of the cost of your jeans, copy of the receipt and just add a "before" picture with a newspaper in hand, and your measurements.

Good luck, and the contest below is still going on as well!

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me at


Wednesday, April 16, 2008


To start out with a BANG, I'm giving away 75 dollars in a drawing to one lucky winner. To find out how to be entered, go to for the rules! Good luck and ANYONE is welcome to do this:)

Monday, April 14, 2008

This is how it works!

Some might say this is too good to be true.... and I'd agree 110%! But- it IS true, and I'll show you how step by step.

First - YOU get to go shopping! Yes- go shopping and buy some jeans that you absolutely love, or will at least tide you over until you can slip into your favorite pair again. Now BUY THEM!

Second - INSURE your jeans through me. To insure a pair of jeans is only 30% of the cost of your jeans. Heck, you want to buy 12 and insure 12, then I'll even insure you for all 12.... (and I'll give discounts to my best customers:)) So, if you buy a pair of jeans for $50, then all you have to pay is $15 to insure.

Third - Lose weight! This way you can get a FREE pair of jeans, when your old ones are too big! If you still think you need to lose more weight- we will do it all over again! You will go shopping, buy a new pair and insure them- and the circle continues, and you DON'T break the bank! How does that sound??

How does the insurance work you ask?

Easy! So, you have now purchased your 1st pair of jeans you would like insured. You send me 30% of the cost of your jeans along with the receipt for your jeans (after you know you like them enough not to return them) and letting me know what size you purchased. Now go workout and eat right for a little bit, and before you know it you will be needing a smaller size. Here is where the insurance kicks in.... you will send me your old jeans that no longer fit..... and I will then send you a check (or paypal) for whatever the amount your original jeans came to. So, if your receipt that you sent me was for 50 dollars- then I'll send you 50 dollars. If it was for 250 dollars, I'll send you 250 dollars. Then, you go out and buy a new pair and if you want to insure that pair, it all starts over again. Either way- you lose, but YOU WIN!!!

We also have a NEW option where you do not have to send me your old jeans! Check it out.

Paypal payments are accepted with all major credit cards or a bank account and you are more then welcome to scan your receipt to my e-mail address, or you can take a digital picture of it and send it to me through e-mail as well, as long as I can see it clearly!

Also, at the end of every month, one lucky person will get their insurance money back, and their jeans will still be insured.

Insurance is good for one year per pair of jeans! (So, you have a whole year to go down one size - YOU CAN TOTALLY DO IT!)

Insurance money cannot be refunded for any reason, unless you are the lucky winner at the end of the month. The more you insure the less you have to pay.

So, who is ready to start losing for free jeans?! Eventually I'll be insuring anything pants, skirts, dresses... the possibilities are endless! I'm starting with jeans, so let's get to losin'!:)

Bertie Ranger

This is how it began........

I recently purchased a pair of cute bermuda jean shorts for the summer. I guess I'm at that stage where I'm "in between" sizes because I couldn't decide on whether I should get the bigger size or the smaller size. The bigger size fit kind of nicely, but if it fit like that after being washed, then what will happen after a day or 2. The smaller size was a little snug, but would fit perfectly later in the afternoon after being stretched a little. Well, I opted for the bigger size, and now I feel dumb. They are practically falling off of me. I was feeling sorry for myself, because here I have just bought a new pair of jean shorts to last me through the summer, and I've taken the tags off.... and I want the smaller size!!

This got me to thinking. I bet that there are a lot of people out there, who still want to lose weight (like me) but they don't want to hold out on buying new clothes until they are their perfect size, but they don't want to go walking around in their old baggy clothes either- and if you have a lot of weight to lose- this could mean going down a size quite often and that can get expensive. So what is a girl or guy to do??

My proposal?! JEAN INSURANCE!! That is right! I'm offering you a chance to purchase insurance on your jeans! What kind of jeans?? Doesn't matter- you get to pick what kind of jeans you want and you buy them anywhere you want and then you get me to "insure" them.

Is your interest peaked? Then keep reading.... and I'll explain exactly how it works, and why you will want to purchase jean insurance and how you can lose to win FREE JEANS!